Why do I overcomplicate things.
I wanted to have a few SMB shares mount on my apple workstation every time I login. I couldn’t work out how. I thought about automount, I thought about writing an apple script, and then my retired uncle showed me how, its simple.
In system preferences -> accounts -> login items, simply add the volumes. If the passwords are stored in your keychain they will remount every time you login.
Man, I hate telco call centres. I had to make a simple call to my mobile provider to ask about a bill, a simple straight forward phone call. Mood when placing the call: relaxed and happy.
I hit their automated voice recognition system which will supposedly direct my call and save me time.
Computer: Is this a mobile, internet or business related call?
Me: Mobile
Computer: So that’s a a business related call?
Me: NO
Computer: Thanks. Is this call in regards to a bill payment or account balance for you business acount
Me: NO NO NO, I don’t have a freakin’ business account
Computer: Great, thanks transferring you to our automatic bill payment system
Me: Sobbing into phone
Mood now: NOT relaxed and happy.
So I ring back.
Computer: Is this a mobile, internet or business related call?
Me: Makes a farty sound into handset
Computer: I’m sorry I didn’t quite catch that
Me: More farty sounds
Computer: I’m sorry I am still having trouble (lists all services)
Me: Ice Ice Baby da da da dadada da
Computer: Transferring you to an operator now
And of course the operator now gets my full frustrated and annoyed mood. If I had spoken to the employee on the other end 15 minutes ago, she would have had a far more reasonable customer on the end.
Are these devices only designed to slow you down, and make sure only the most belligerent and determined customers can actually have there problems solved?